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Come@Me: Bald Eagles Are Tools

10,000 Birds

Fascinating wildlife viewing? I don’t know who the Elmwood Park Zoo (Norristown, PA) hired to write their Bald Eagle signage (below), but it’s lies—I bet that pair is planning their next heist. Yes, Virginia, there really was a Santa Claus who got pelted with snowballs at the Vet. But also proof that Bald Eagles are just tools.