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On Flourless Cakes and Injuries

Animal Person

I was leaving the house on Friday and slipped on a filmy, shiny substance on the tile next to the ironing board, and my feet flew out from under me and I landed, cartoon-style, right on my tailbone. After the ligament medication it wasn't the ligament. I lay there for minutes, in full-on Munchian Scream--.

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