Douze points

10,000 Birds

The winner gains the accolades and honour of hosting the countries of Greater Europe for the next contest. You may recall that the hosts Sweden had some pedigree in this competition when Abba won with “Waterloo”, but their Scandinavian neighbours have been guilty of some dreadful entries including , the shame of Finland, Lordi and “Hard Rock Hallelujah”. Europe’s most celebrated songster, the Nightingale, will be signalling his return to the northern breeding grounds.

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