On Teaching Children

Animal Person

Are the kids cooking monkey, cat, dog, alligator or turtle? Any other factories on the agenda? What I do know is that if you're going to teach children about the standard American diet, there will be a certain amount of lies of omission or spin or other nuances of dishonesty that will be necessary in order to keep them on track with learning what they're supposed to learn: that it's okay to eat beings as sentient as the family dog.